Ty Lawson: Having sex with Kim Kardashian would make me a champion

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush…Super Bowl win
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom…NBA Championship
Naturally, every athlete now wants to run a train on the Kardashian sisters. Denver Nuggets point guard Ty Lawson hilariously tweeted that hooking up with one of the Kardashian’s would get you a championship
Let’s look at it this way, it’s a win-win situation for any D-List athlete. Nobody had even heard of Kim Kardashian before that sex tape and voila, years later, she’s one of the most famous people in the world. So if you’re a fringe NBA player, why not take the plunge into the abyss known as Kim Kardashian’s butt. At worst, people accuse you of taking sloppy seconds (and thirds and fourths for matter). At best, you parlay it into a new gig as a pseudo celebrity.
Right now if I’m a back-up point guard, NBA journeyman, or even a 10-day contract has-been, I’m lining up at the Kardashian estate right now. I’m sure there are suitors aplenty. http://guyism.com/sports/ty-lawson-having-sex-with-kim-kardashian-would-make-me-a-champion.html

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