This is @KanyeBreast’s Rules On Sucking Dick
posted 12 minutes ago
Ladies, we all think we the bomb at it, but here are some tips that might improve what you already do. You really can’t go wrong with trying it..lol
#rule1 LOVE what you’re sucking!
#rule2 relax. it’s just a dick. it aint gonna ruin your credit….UNLESS YOU LET IT!!!
#rule3 no nigga likes dry ass head…not even gay dudes, so spit on that thang!
#rule4 let it choke u a lil bit, that’ll get u slobberin on it even more, so let it hit the back of ur throat
#rule5 hum the Love Boat themesong on his balls, it sounds crazy, but niggas love that shit
#rule6 use your hands. make sure they’re soft. dont jack a nigga off w/ crusty ass Harpo hands
#rule7 use your tongue to stroke his shit and swirl it around the head
#rule8 if you feel like ur gonna gag, clench your thumb in ur fists! this helps you deepthroat a bit more
#rule9 pull ur titties out, wrap’em around his dick, spit on it, lick it, tell him he aint shit and put it back in yo mouf
#rule10 play w/ ur pussy. they like that shit. if ur wet, wipe it on his dick n suck it off. they like that shit too
#rule11 look at him, talk dirty to him, keep it as wet n slobbery as possible…tell him how bad u wanna taste his cum
#rule12 slap it on your tongue, stuff it in ur cheeks, get all porn star on his ass
#rule13 if that nigga wants to grab your hair and fuck ur face, make sure he has a job. dont let no unemployed nigga degrade u like that
#rule14 if that nigga wants to grab your hair and fuck ur face, make sure he has a job. dont let no unemployed nigga degrade u like that
#rule15 let him put it in ur pussy for like, 10 strokes then pull it out like SIIIKE, then suck him some more, he might pass out
#rule16 make some sexy noises on his dick, try not to sound like a fuckin hungry ass banshee doe, start out slow then build up
#rule17 if you have a problem producing saliva, drink a few swigs of milk first. his dick’ll be wrinkled by the time u done w/ it
#rule18 make that dick feel like its the only dick in the world, bless that man. he worked all day. he deserves it.
There it is ladies! Read, take notes, practice. Men, like it, and “accidentally” open this shit up when you’re girl around. *wink wink*
*drops mic*
There it is ladies! Read, take notes, practice. Men, like it, and “accidentally” open this shit up when you’re girl around. *wink wink*
*drops mic*
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